Are You Tasked With Writing the Obituary for Someone Who Died Suddenly?
Helpful Hints From an "Antivaxxer"!
With all this excess mortality and such a lot of people are sadly dying. In most cases this leaves a living family member tasked with writing the obituary. But you’re probably perplexed at how to word it so that it doesn’t obviously set off questions of whether the death might have been related to the conjab they took. Here’s some helpful advice from me, an “antivaxxer”:
The terms I hate the most in obituaries:
1. “Died peacefully” This term is disgusting when applied to a young person in good health. It can be used narrowly to apply to someone who is very old and/or with a terminal illness, who has carefully contemplated their own mortality and the inevitability of their own near term demise. I don’t think that anyone with hopes, dreams, wishes, plans and their whole future ahead of them can really “die peacefully.” It’s just murder without as many grisly bits. If your child is smothered with a pillow by a serial killer, do you take solace that they died peacefully? If somebody poisoned your husband, do you shrug and say “Well at least he didn’t suffer”? Or do you at least try to figure out what poisoned him? Or who the serial killer was?
2. “Died of natural causes”. Again, see point number one. Your 98 year old incontinent grandmother, dementia ridden for a decade and now refusing to eat, can die of natural causes. Although I recognize that death is a natural process, I don’t think it’s equally likely to happen at any time to anyone. Of course, as in the meme above, this catch all term can be used by killers to escape culpability. This is where big pharma’s nefarious redefining of death really bothers me the most.
3. “Died of SADS”. I haven’t seen this one used yet, but the first person who sincerely uses this catch all term invented by the medical industry to cover for a likely jab death really deserves a special prize for stupid. As long as the God doctor labels it, then it must be true, right? Sadly, in a shit rolls downhill way, I’m sure life insurance will pay out on this claim, unlike if you insist that maybe SADS is just a cover for the deceased’s jab related death.
4. “Died in their sleep”. This isn’t a bad way to go, really, so I can understand why it’s such a popular term in obituaries. But when you’re referring to someone who is at an age and health status where dying in their sleep shouldn’t happen, then it asks more questions than it answers.
5. Appeals to a higher power. There are many variations on this and tragically these are most commonly used in regards to the sudden death of a child. You’ll see obituaries with terms like “She was called to God” or “Heaven needed another angel” or the like. I can understand these on a very deep level when my 13 month old sister died there needed to be some way to explain the unexplainable and process the tragedy. It was therefore beyond our purview and part of God’s deeper plan. The problem I have with this is specifically in regards to jaberwokky parents who virtue signal their religious adherence to big pharma beforehand, by posting pictures on social media of their newly Covid “Vaccinated” children. I wouldn’t wish the nightmare of mourning the loss of your child on anyone, anywhere, ever. But I have much less sympathy in cases where the parent bypassed the gift of God’s healing interventions which has largely spared the children from this scourge. There’s also the issue of discernment, which places parents in the position of being guardians to their children’s well being. In short I view these religious appeals after the fact as a bit like a beggar on the street who is known to squander all of his money on drugs or alcoholism. There’s also the fact that by appealing to a higher power, the parent is essentially saying “case closed.” We don’t know why this person died, we don’t want to find out, it just happened because God said it was time for it to happen. I view this as a cop out. God can be vengeful have any of you read Jeremiah? If you made a mistake by jabbing your child and are seriously repentant, you’ll allow for their tragic death to be a warning to others.
6. “Covid-19”. Dying of Covid has, at least in 2022, become a great frenemy of mine. On the one hand the jab status of the deceased is almost never mentioned, unless, of course, it is “antivaxxer” Liberals like to parade these deaths around, but lately I think they’re painting themselves into a corner doing so. On the one hand, if the person was jabbed, well, then the jabs don’t even protect against death. On the same hand, regardless of the person’s vaccination status, doctors sound like really impotent, inept, stupid parrots, who in no way are interested in what will actually get us out of this deadly pandemic and save lives. They’re far too stupid of people to ever be trusted again. Yay Covid!
I have some alternative ideas for obituary writers.
1. Instead of just using one of the terms above, why not use all of them? Make it easy on the search engine optimization here for us “antivaxxers”. I will give bonus points for the first person who writes an obituary which says “He died suddenly, peacefully, in his sleep, of natural causes attributed to SADS because he was called by God to be one with the angels”. Insert the correct pronouns there, but you get the idea. If I were tasked with writing the obituary on a mega jabbed virtue signaling family member who died suddenly I would totally write that.
2. Put in an insane cause of death, something that really gets attention. I think the Train song “50 Ways to Say Goodbye” could be really useful here.
3. Any obit in which the term “iatrogenic causes” is used in is going to seriously get my attention. Wow sharpie, you’re looking fine. It’s like the third leading cause of death in the USA! When have you ever seen that term used in an obituary?
4. Say the person died of “stupidity, culpability, or blind faith.” I’m listening.
5. It was drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. Like a bunch of gene therapy drugs injected into their veins.
6. Or, you could just say that it’s a likely side effect from the Covid jab.
Any other suggestions?
They died of poor research skills, extreme gullibility, an inability to formulate and ask good questions, a vast lack of critical
thinking, the obscene, blind faith in anyone wearing a lab coat, trotted out on TV to “advise…”, their blind faith in the CDC & WHO killed them. Their misplaced faith in Fauci led them to their demise. Their sheep-like tendency to go with the flow…
when you list all the things together in a sentence, don't forget to add (with the chosen gender preference word so they don't crawl out of their grave and shake their finger at you,) like this:
“He died suddenly, peacefully, in his sleep, of natural causes attributed to SADS because he was called by God to be one with the angels. Thank God he had taken the safe and effective vaccine, or it could've been worse!"