I’m going to see if this goes through on behalf of Sage Hana, who is having some type of difficulty posting right now. I don’t have much to add other than I hope it goes through on my side!
Amy
Watch the Water (For WEFFIE Venom)
Louisville, KY Mayor Tries to Calm Nervous Residents about the Ohio River Water Supply as the Creative Intelligence stares at you quietly daring you to look up
It’s hebbening.
Or it’s not hebbening, says Louisville Mayor Craig Greenberg who tweeted minutes ago:

Residents beg to differ.
The fallout (literal) from the Ohio Chernobyl Train Incident Attack is filtering down the Ohio River and into the skies.
Strangely the Guppies are not trusting The Monster to protect them and this deal could spiral really badly.
But for now, trust the science, I guess.
I’m told that cell towers are overloaded and Middletown, KY Walmart for example is out of bottled water. Elsewhere:
“All the bottled water is already sold out at the Kroger in St. Matthews”
Friendly reminder that Christie Todd Whitman told firefighters and volunteers that it was safe to clean up at Ground Zero after 9/11.
Meanwhile we have the WEFFIEs predictively programming extreme events to get your attention, Useless Eaters.


George Webb says we are under attack. I tend to agree.
Problem is the WEFFIE calls are coming from inside the house.
And just to troll you a bit:

Probably Pfizer.
Pfizer again.
Pfizer is really bad and we need to stop them. Pfizer made us all lockdown and socially distance and stuff.
I’ll try to stay on top of this today, fam.
I have a terrible sense that this is all going to keep escalating.
We were all wondering what is behind the next corner. Just listen to the WEFFIEs. They will tell you what is coming.
And then try to do it.
And pay attention to your JBI*1 Trusted News Initiative as they take the off ramps and cool down the marks.
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You really have to wonder about a government that can allocate exactly $0 for citizens following an industrial accident and chemical contamination but which can find a few million dollars to send overseas in order to see how long it takes sand flies to eat through beagle dog's brains...