Back in 2020 I said that the minute they stopped forcing us to wear masks, they’d force us to not wear them. Hasn’t literally worked out that way, but I was (grimly) satisfied that my mayor here in NYC has basically gone there, advising shops to make people at least enter maskless.
The potential crime implications of having people cover their face was well known to anyone with one iota of common sense. That was precisely why prior to 2020 masks weren't even allowed to be worn in banks. When I worked as a night shift cashier many moons ago at a Speedway that was known to be robbed a lot the idea of some guys entering wearing facemasks would have terrified me. It had better be below zero outside for me to be okay with you wearing one of those ski masks. Now that they've permanently mindfucked a certain percentage of the population let the chips fall where they may I suppose.
Early in covid, I walked out of the supermarket wearing my bandanna “mask,” and I’ll never forget the fear in the face of a dog that was tied up outside when it saw me. The dogs knew how wrong this was!
i got more attention from dogs and toddlers in march and april 2020 than i ever got in my life. took me a moment to realize what was going on when i'd be sitting in the park and random two-year-olds would just run up and start climbing all over me. ordinarily i am invisible to others' children.
You might be onto something there. During parts of 2021 and 2022 I was basically the only person you would see outdoors in Phuket not wearing a facemask. Dogs followed me everywhere. One followed us home and never left (Cooper). Maybe that's why...
Epic and much appreciated Amy. Great work at helping us laugh while we cry. Heartbreak and revolution.
Possibly you’re best overall set of memes!
The Titanic was built like an ice cube tray.
And it sank.
Like an ice cube tray.
As does the COVID Hoax.
For it was built the same way.
As for the Masked:
No Entry.
Irony is funny.
Thank you again Amy.
:)
say it came from a bat one more time...damn...that's exactly what Foochi needs...an ass whoopin
Checj out my Mene
https://youtu.be/Kkh_mxanGwY
Back in 2020 I said that the minute they stopped forcing us to wear masks, they’d force us to not wear them. Hasn’t literally worked out that way, but I was (grimly) satisfied that my mayor here in NYC has basically gone there, advising shops to make people at least enter maskless.
The potential crime implications of having people cover their face was well known to anyone with one iota of common sense. That was precisely why prior to 2020 masks weren't even allowed to be worn in banks. When I worked as a night shift cashier many moons ago at a Speedway that was known to be robbed a lot the idea of some guys entering wearing facemasks would have terrified me. It had better be below zero outside for me to be okay with you wearing one of those ski masks. Now that they've permanently mindfucked a certain percentage of the population let the chips fall where they may I suppose.
Early in covid, I walked out of the supermarket wearing my bandanna “mask,” and I’ll never forget the fear in the face of a dog that was tied up outside when it saw me. The dogs knew how wrong this was!
i got more attention from dogs and toddlers in march and april 2020 than i ever got in my life. took me a moment to realize what was going on when i'd be sitting in the park and random two-year-olds would just run up and start climbing all over me. ordinarily i am invisible to others' children.
You might be onto something there. During parts of 2021 and 2022 I was basically the only person you would see outdoors in Phuket not wearing a facemask. Dogs followed me everywhere. One followed us home and never left (Cooper). Maybe that's why...
In the same spirit as your excellent memes. Some comic musical thoughts on the Covid hysteria
Watch POD PEOPLE BARBECUE. Origin of mask-wearing zombies revealed in song!
https://turfseer.substack.com/p/pod-people-barbecue
“Doctor” Fatty Arbuckle and Buster Keaton have joined forces to remind us “Trust the Science.” Watch TRUST THE SCIENCE RAG here: https://turfseer.substack.com/p/trust-the-science-rag
Verdi meets Pfizer. A satire on Vaccine mania. Watch Turfseer’s hit music video, VACCINE, MY LOVE!
https://turfseer.substack.com/p/vaccine-my-love
The people graduate “with honors” from this institution of “higher learning.” Watch SHEEPLE UNIVERSITY. https://turfseer.substack.com/p/sheeple-university
And while we're at it don't forget Tiffany Dover. Listen to the new music video WHERE HAVE YOU GONE TIFFANY DOVER? https://turfseer.substack.com/p/where-have-you-gone-tiffany-dover
BONUS: Twilight Zone Spoof: Nightmare at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. President Pfauci finds himself in an underground bunker beneath the White House besieged by “anti-vaxxer” forces. https://turfseer.substack.com/p/twilight-zone-spoof-nightmare-at