Saturday Strip

Religions of the World Tour

May 25, 2024

“Mom? Do you think you’ve reached Enlightenment?” My daughter Jasmine asked me this morning.

I chuckled. “No. Definitely not. Maybe if I die and rise from the dead three days later, you can get back to me on that.”

Some 45 years ago, perhaps in the exact spot in this old house I am lying at right now, a healthy baby boy was born. A few hours later, on the other side of the world, a newborn baby girl was shocked back to life.

“Mom? Can you give me the Clif Notes version?”

This seems to be the modus operandi of our ruling class elites:

I was on Facebook earlier today and noticed my respiratory therapist cousin lamenting the two year anniversary of her niece’s sudden death. I hadn’t noticed this one at the time so I went to her timeline for clues as to whether it was the vax. I could find no information related to the cause of death for the 30 year old woman’s passing in May of 2022. Based on her pictures she was a beautiful and vivacious young woman who enjoyed riding across the United States and into Canada on her motorcycle. There’s pictures of her with beer and cigarettes and playing guitars but none of those things would kill you off normally at a young age. There’s no evidence that she had the Covid injections but also no evidence that she didn’t. She might have gotten pressured due to some travel. She was posting memes daily up until the night before she died and that one above was her last Facebook post. There is no evidence of any health issues, depression or drug history.

The world feels like one gigantic crime scene any more for the worst atrocity ever committed on humanity. I stole a few of the memes she had posted from her page. RIP Nikki Turner you were gone too soon.

As the world teeters on the edge of blatant WWIII, as the magnetic pole shift intensifies and a solar storm threatens the power grid I asked myself if we could be looking at a confluence of multiple events all happening at the same time. Would these celestial events affect human consciousness and life on Earth? As above, so below.

There’s a very good chance that these events would have been foretold and understood by astronomers in ancient times, so much so that key religious texts might have been mistranslated and systemically hidden so that those in power could retain their edge over what they saw as the unwashed masses.

“I suspect that once you get through all those Satanic rituals to get to 33rd degree Freemason or whatever you’re illuminated by all of this astronomy about interconnection. Of course Satanism as I’ve long held is certainly a religion, as is Atheism, as it represents a religious conviction that there is no God. As I’ve told you before Jasmine the only thing that strikes me as truly nonreligious is Agnosticism, ie not knowing if there is a God or not.”

If there’s no reptiles posing as humans, the world is lost to me…

“What strikes me is that on every spiritual path I have embarked on I eventually get to a point where I feel like I’m over their head. And also I get accused of lying. Like I could not move forward at Self Realization Fellowship because after my six months meditation practice I told the woman what I had seen. She told me only great gurus could see such things, so she thought I made it up. Then Buddhism can be self voiding with its opening premise that life is suffering. Indeed the German monk correctly identified my primary struggle in it being carnal desires for my husband. But is life all that bad? I’ll award points to Christianity for at least being life affirming so there you go Mom.” Obviously however Buddha endorses awakening a seed within all conscious beings through his words, so there really isn’t a Savior or messiah complex. There also does not seem to be any type of God’s Chosen People convert or die ideology embedded.

“Buddha don’t come back.” My first husband Oh told me. Okay there’s some weird things written about Next Buddha and I’m sure some crazy ass cult somewhere will come up with some crazy shit based on loose translations, but why would Buddha himself need to come back when the potential to become Buddha rests within all of us?

So then we hit on Christianity, where the whole second coming of Christ End times stuff is en vogue lately. This dovetails with the oldest widely practiced mainstream religion, that being Judaism. “Now obviously Jasmine where Judaism and Christianity diverge is the belief that Jesus Christ is the Messiah. They do however believe that a Savior is foretold, they just don’t believe this person has come yet. 2024 marks the end of War.” Based on the Jewish calendar the year is 5784. On the Buddhist calender it is 2567.