Don't forget to note the crown of stars around Greta Thunberg's head. Staged. Once you see this - you'll start noticing how media stages these crowns and halos on so many of their woke people. Just more brainwashing.
There's plenty of apocalyptic zombies around. They repeat things like "safe and effective", "the safest election in history", "gender affirming care", "that's a conspiracy theory" and "we are saving democracy from fascists."
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Amy, a 'funny' sent around to me..Feel free to use this. Not a very pretty presentation after copying.
From an anonymous Wisconsin State Trooper
I’m not a fan of all electric vehicles. Too many variables affecting battery consumption. Definitely not suited for cold climates. The following experience just cements my distaste for EV’s, especially Teslas.
I get sent to a motorist assist the other day, at the start of our snowstorm. Tesla on the side of the interstate, dead battery. So, I arrive on scene and the occupants have the right-front door open. They tell me that they can’t open any other doors, because the battery is dead. Sure enough. Can’t open the doors from inside or outside. The driver also can’t get her license out of the glove box where she put it during their trip. Because the glovebox opens electronically… and the battery is dead. You actually have to use the computer in the center of the dash to open the glovebox.
They said they had 10% battery left, should’ve been plenty to get from that location to the charging station nearby. Then all of a sudden, the whole car shut off and they coasted to the shoulder.
So now I have to find them a tow. No one wants to tow EV’s. Finally found one company to do it. 8-mile trip to the charging station in Tomah. $1,000! Normal vehicle on the flatbed would’ve been $150.
So now we’re at the Tesla superchargers. Guess what. Can’t open the f’n charging port because the battery is dead!!! The ports open, you guessed it, electronically!!! 🤦🏼♂️🤬. And we also can’t open the doors now (had to close the one open door when it was loaded onto the wrecker). The owner's manual is in the on-board computer, but the battery is dead.
I got the occupants to a store where they’d be warm while calling the rental company to figure out how to charge this POS, so I’m not sure of the outcome. I had to leave for a crash report.
EV’s may be the way, someday, but certainly not today!! I’ll stick with my dinosaur burner.
Amen to all of that! Eric Peters has written some of the best regarding EVs. It does remind me of something odd but related. My grandmother always insisted on having a car with manual roll up windows, which be ame actually hard to find. It was because she was stuck in a rainstorm and none of the electric windows would roll up to close because they got wet. Always think about how you'll do things when the power goes out
i would rather worry about my gas powered vehicle. these issues are all new to me. gee.. i hope i don't have to 'fight a war' on a little low powered EV...zing..zing...done..oh let's take time to recharge!
Chicken fried puppies are a hit. Don't give anybody any ideas around here. 🤪
Don't forget to note the crown of stars around Greta Thunberg's head. Staged. Once you see this - you'll start noticing how media stages these crowns and halos on so many of their woke people. Just more brainwashing.
Interesting subconscious predictive programming
Hey Amy - you should start collecting these photos and do a meme set of them. I'd LOVE to see that. You'll start to see a ton of them now!
I've saved a ton of photos and should start doing my own memes. I have a few ideas off the top of my head...
I mean fried chicken...😜🤣!
There's plenty of apocalyptic zombies around. They repeat things like "safe and effective", "the safest election in history", "gender affirming care", "that's a conspiracy theory" and "we are saving democracy from fascists."
I concur and had the same exact thought!
OMG...I’m laughing my f-ing ass off!!! The chicken tenders was the bomb!!!!
I thought it was cute especially as I have puppies. The belt fed machine gun one got me best 😁
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Great funnies , thanks Amy
All good.
Best ones:
Lackluster apocalypse;
AI comedians;
Chicken fried puppies.
;)
Amy, a 'funny' sent around to me..Feel free to use this. Not a very pretty presentation after copying.
From an anonymous Wisconsin State Trooper
I’m not a fan of all electric vehicles. Too many variables affecting battery consumption. Definitely not suited for cold climates. The following experience just cements my distaste for EV’s, especially Teslas.
I get sent to a motorist assist the other day, at the start of our snowstorm. Tesla on the side of the interstate, dead battery. So, I arrive on scene and the occupants have the right-front door open. They tell me that they can’t open any other doors, because the battery is dead. Sure enough. Can’t open the doors from inside or outside. The driver also can’t get her license out of the glove box where she put it during their trip. Because the glovebox opens electronically… and the battery is dead. You actually have to use the computer in the center of the dash to open the glovebox.
They said they had 10% battery left, should’ve been plenty to get from that location to the charging station nearby. Then all of a sudden, the whole car shut off and they coasted to the shoulder.
So now I have to find them a tow. No one wants to tow EV’s. Finally found one company to do it. 8-mile trip to the charging station in Tomah. $1,000! Normal vehicle on the flatbed would’ve been $150.
So now we’re at the Tesla superchargers. Guess what. Can’t open the f’n charging port because the battery is dead!!! The ports open, you guessed it, electronically!!! 🤦🏼♂️🤬. And we also can’t open the doors now (had to close the one open door when it was loaded onto the wrecker). The owner's manual is in the on-board computer, but the battery is dead.
I got the occupants to a store where they’d be warm while calling the rental company to figure out how to charge this POS, so I’m not sure of the outcome. I had to leave for a crash report.
EV’s may be the way, someday, but certainly not today!! I’ll stick with my dinosaur burner.
Amen to all of that! Eric Peters has written some of the best regarding EVs. It does remind me of something odd but related. My grandmother always insisted on having a car with manual roll up windows, which be ame actually hard to find. It was because she was stuck in a rainstorm and none of the electric windows would roll up to close because they got wet. Always think about how you'll do things when the power goes out
i would rather worry about my gas powered vehicle. these issues are all new to me. gee.. i hope i don't have to 'fight a war' on a little low powered EV...zing..zing...done..oh let's take time to recharge!
❤️✔️🎉I really dislike Greta! They ought to have made her promote mask and vaxxines too.
How dare they gas light adults with a spoiled brat who has no idea about global warming saving the polar bears and all of us from dying
In a climate crisis. And if that ain’t Joe Biden and that ain’t fetterman then who are they and where did the real ones go ? Gone to gitmo.
I don’t know. Gone drink your gin pink lemonade to battle global warming slow.